When we call Vivi a Great Dane, we don't mean she's a dog. Far from it. She's a tasty Danish pastry from Demark who moved to the mid-States when she married an American. "My husband was hiking through Europe after he graduated college," she explained. "He fell in love with me and took me to the States. But that seems so long ago." Yes, gentlemen, you're guessing right. The story we're about to tell isn't a happy one. At least not yet. Since the 1980s, Vivi has been a housewife and mom. But something was missing. "I think we are freer sexually in Europe," she said. "There, you have affairs with girls, with boys, older, younger. Here, I think, is straighter."

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California-girl Vanessa has been running around naked as the day she was born ever since, well, the day she was born. "I have more problems wearing clothes than I do being nude," the 5'8", 129-pound blonde said. "I didn't really pose for these pics. This is what I'm like most days at my house." Vanessa's husband took these photos on a recent sunny afternoon in their backyard. Thanks, bud. "It was no big deal," insisted Vanessa, who turned 40 last October. "The only difference between these pictures and the hundreds of others he's taken of me is that he wanted to submit these to 40Something. I liked the idea of other men looking at me and getting excited. It made me pretty hot, and I hope that comes across in my pictures." Yeah, Vanessa, we think that cums across loud and clear.

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